I bet you wish you were here... is an e-mail you received from Mina Tang after the mission Assault Lazo's Yacht and Retrieve Data.
Message[]
From: Mina Tang
To: Mike Thorton
We had a new recruit join the agency today. We put him through the hazing ritual and he handled the guards and gunfire with nerves of steel... except for... well, when he finally came into the weapons range, I could smell something a little fierce. Turns out he crapped himself during the exercise.
On the one hand, he was drugged, terrified, and disoriented and shat himself. On the other hand, he was such a pro that he didn't let a jock strap full of waste get between him and an ace performance. I guess we're still trying to figure out what to do with him.
So as for the important question: Miss me?
-Mina
Dismissive - Nothing[]
I only miss the Mina Tang that sends me valuable intel instead of flirting with me.
Funny - (+1) Reputation with with Mina Tang[]
Of course. I need someone to watch me shoot targets and tell me what a huge stud I am for only rarely soiling myself.
Wait... Are you trying to flirt with me, Ms. Tang? I'm a busy man, I have a world to save.
-MT
Direct - Nothing[]
Do I miss you in the sense that I wish I were back in the Graybox? No.
Do I miss you in the sense that we need to cut through the small talk and resolve the matter of our sexual tension? Yes.
-M.Thorton