To: Mike Thorton
The folks who write our checks are very pleased with your work bringing Nasri to justice. By 'very pleased' I mean they finally signed you off on our request for a bigger operating budget.
I'm in a good mood so I'm going to pretend, just this once, that sending you a funds transfer won't be a giant security breach. Download the attachment on this email for a funds transfer from a blind escrow account and buy yourself something nice. Of course, if you tell anyone, I'll have you killed. Just kidding. But not really
Gained Money: $15,000